Every day I fight on to assert my ultimate dominance over these peons.


KAI

A mysterious boy whos skilled in the art of potions. Every class with him is a battle of wits.
Regrettably a good rival, but theres something strange about him...




DANIEL

I WANT THIS LITTLE DUTCH FRUIT DEAD. Continues to threaten my hold on Tony, filling
his head with thoughts of the homosexual kind. If he comes within 50 miles of Hogwarts I will blast
him out of this timeline forever.




BURVIS

While outwardly not much of a threat Burvis continues to harbor a sick infatuation with Tony. He
enters the room with a buttery stench and never keeps his greasy paws away from my man!
DO NOT LET HIM SEE ELOISA.




HARRY POTTER

The boy who lived? More like the boy who's a HUGE loser. Has been beating me out for most popular
Hogwarts student since day one. So WHAT he saved all our lives? He's been ruining mine far longer.
HEX ON SIGHT!





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